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For Halloween, One of My Top Ten Scariest Celeb Plastic Surgery Photos

From Natalie Kita, About.com GuideOctober 31, 2009

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We love you, Mary. You're an American icon. Which is why we find your post-plastic surgery face so upsetting. We worry that your eyes and brows have been pulled up so high that you can't close your eyes at night to go to sleep. We worry about you getting enough nutrition (since we fear it might be painful to chew with your mouth pulled so far back to the sides of your face).

Posting this photo is just our way of begging you, Mary: Please don't have any more surgery.

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